Iron Man (2008) Soundboard Edit

A child's simple question 'where are my mother and father'

A child's simple question, "Where are my mother and father?"

A hiccup

A little ostentatious don't you think

A lot of people including your professors at brown would call that being a hero

A man with a dozen of these can rule all of asia

A mission that could prove fatal to anyone who stands in their way

A new generation of weapons with this at its heart

A very astute observation sir

A what

Actually I don't know who to trust right now

After all these years tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning

Agent coulson

Ah, Tony.

All I want is a serious answer

All I want is a serious answer.

All right let's finish up here

All right let's see what this thing can do

All right nice and easy seriously just gonna start off with one percent thrust capacity

All right tomorrow don't be late

All right well this stays with me then

All right what do you say

All right, what do you say?

All right.

All those breakthroughs military funding honey

Am I making you uncomfortable

Am I right we haven't had a breakthrough in that in what thirty years that's what they say

American patriot.

An empire twice the size of Alexander the Great

An empire twice the size of alexander the great and four times the size of the roman empire

An unfortunate training exercise

An unfortunate training exercise involving an f 22 raptor occurred yesterday

And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering

And again let's bring it up to 2 5

And at 17 he graduated summa cum laude from mit

And everybody knows exactly who you are and how you are with girls and all of that which is completely fine

And I know in my heart that it's right.

And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability

And in turn I hope you'll repay me with a gift of iron soldiers

And it's keeping the shrapnel from entering your heart. Hmm?

And now i'm going to kill you with it!

And now mr stark has prepared a statement

And now that i'm trying to protect the people that I put in harm's way you're going to walk out

And soon it will be my turn

And that is why effective immediately I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of stark international

And the other that's enough of that

And three two one

And three two one (2)

And what do you plan to do with this information if I bring it back here

And what do you say to your other nickname 'the merchant of death'

And what we do keeps the world from falling into chaos

And you dream of stark's throne

And you stark

Any high altitude surveillance in the region

Anything else you're kidding me with the hand up right

Anyway

Arc reactor technology that's a dead end right maybe

Are those bullet holes

Are those bullet holes?

Are you by yourself

Are you kidding me with this get rid of them

Are you okay yeah I feel great you okay

Are you talking about the night that we danced and went up on the roof and then you went downstairs to get me a drink and you left me there by myself

Around me a woman begging for news on her husband who was kidnapped by insurgents either forced to join their militia

As a gift.

As a matter of fact I do

As for the unexpected turn of events on the ground in gulmira it is still unclear who or what intervened but I can assure you that the united states government was not involved

As liaison to stark industries i've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot

As liaison to Stark Industries,

As you can see obadiah stane your deception and lies will cost you dearly

As you can see these men are heavily armed and on a mission

As you wish

At age four he built his first circuit board at age six his first engine

Ballroom this is whiplash one i've got the bogey in my sights

Be gentle this is my first time

Because it makes me look like the one who's trying to

Been a while since I was in front of you I figure i'll stick to the cards this time

Bogey spotted!

Breaks my heart

Breathe easy easy

But I cannot help you if you're going to start all of this again

But I cannot help you if you're going to start all of this again.

But I could fire you if that would take the edge off

But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to.

But they told me that if I presented you with an award you'd be deeply honored

But today whoever holds the latest stark weapons rules these lands

But today,

But what about the whole cover story that it's a bodyguard

But what could it generate

But you know then me you're my boss and i'm dancing with you

But you see it was just fate that you survived that

By advancing medical technology

Call for a press conference yeah

Can I at least get a reaction from you panic I would say panic is my reaction

Can I speak to you for a moment

Can we start the virtual walk around

Can you excuse me if i'm a bit distracted here

Careful careful we only get one shot at this

Careful. Careful, we only get one shot at this.

Carrie christine that's right

Cheeseburger first

Christine everhart vanity fair magazine can I ask you a couple of questions

Clear all the houses

Climb!

Collateral damage tony

Colonel what are we dealing with here

Colonel why not a pilot without the plane

Colonel, what are we dealing with here?

Come leave your guards outside

Come on hurry up just click it don't change any settings just click it

Come on it's okay laugh

Come on put your hands up

Come on sour patch don't be mad

Come on stand up stand up!

Come on the arc reactor that's a publicity stunt!

Come on we got to break the ice!

Come on we got to go

Come on you're gonna go see your family get up

Come over here and button me up

Commencing automated assembly

Compliments of tony stark

Compliments of Tony Stark.

Connect to the sys co have it reconfigure the shell metals

Contact left!

Could be worse! could be worse! we're fine! okay

Could you have a lousier poker face just tell me who told you

Crate up the armour and the rest of it

Creating smarter weapons advanced robotics satellite targeting

Damn!

Day 11 test 37 configuration 2 0

Deflect it and absorb it don't transmit it back to me

Deploy flaps!

Desperate refugees clutch yellowed photographs holding them up to anyone who will stop

Desperate refugees clutch yellowed photographs,

Did I just paint a target on the back of my head

Did you forget about our appointment?

Divert power to chest rt

Do a check on control surfaces

Do you mind not at all

Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you

Do you understand me do as I do

Do you understand me? Do as I do.

Do you want it yes or no

Does the hindenburg ring any bells

Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive

Don't do that

Don't do that they'll believe it don't do that okay

Don't ever ever ever ever ask me to do anything like that ever again

Don't look at me I don't know what he's up to

Don't put it back in! don't put it back in! okay what do I do

Don't wait up for me honey

Don't waste it don't waste your life

Don't worry it'll only last for 1 5 minutes

Duly noted take me to maximum altitude

Dummy look alive you're on standby for fire safety

Eleven percent

Engage heads up display check

Estimated completion time is five hours

Even from an early age the son of legendary weapons developer howard stark quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind

Even I don't think I'm Iron Man.

Every other hex bolt

Every other hex bolt

Everybody who I work with no you know why

Fancy seeing you here

Fifty six and a half

Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves

Five five

Flares!

For 30 years i've been holding you up!

For lack of a better option dummy is still on fire safety

For three hours for three hours you got me standing here

For your consideration the jericho

Fortunately a member of tony stark's personal security staff

From the strategic homeland just call us s h I e l d right

Function 11

General

Get down here I need you

Get me colonel rhodes from weapons development down here now!

Get me major allen

Get out of there right now!

Get out of there right now!

Get those monitors up!

Get yourself something nice from me I already did and it was very nice yeah very tasteful

Give me a hand will you give me a little something something

Give me a scotch i'm starving

Give me an exploded view

Give us a couple minutes you guys

Go look for him

Go on here you can have a piece take two thank you

Go to the central console open up all the circuits

God you need a new name for that

Good boy

Good boy.

Good chute! good chute!

Good god you're a woman I honestly I couldn't have called that

Good good roll good roll

Good morning it's 7 00 a m the weather in malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds

Good morning mr stark

Good morning. It's 7:00 A.M.

Good night obie

Good night tony

Good to see you good to see you

Got a family yes and I will see them when I leave here

Got a minimal radar cross section sir

Got a minimal radar cross section, sir.

Grab that dog

Handles like a dream

Hasn't been seen in public since his bizarre and highly controversial press conference

Have you seen these pictures

He built a suit

He has made a masterpiece of death

He is honored

He is my friend and he is my great mentor

He says 'welcome tony stark the most famous mass murderer in the history of america '

He says for you to start working immediately and when you're done he will set you free

He says they have everything you need to build the jericho missile

He wants to know what you think

He wants you to build the missile

He wants you to make the list of materials

He was here a moment ago

He will not be taking any questions thank you

He's all yours

He's building your jericho

He's my I mean is that that's kind of flimsy don't you think

He's on vacation

He's speaking hungarian I don't then speak hungarian

He's trying very hard

Hello hi rhodey it's me

Hello tony

Here I got it I got it here

Here want to see I have a souvenir take a look

Here, I got it. I got it. Here.

Here, want to see?

Here's your alibi okay you were on your yacht yeah

Hey

Hey ben

Hey butterfingers come here

Hey come on in public the press

Hey forrest!

Hey hey! hey tony listen

Hey I like it fabricate it paint it

Hey i'm gonna go buy you some time

Hey listen take it slow all right I think I got the board right where we want them

Hey look who's here! yeah!

Hey thanks

Hey tony

Hey tony remember me sure don't

Hey would it be all right if everyone sat down why don't you just sit down that way you can see me and I can a little less formal and

Hey you busy you mind if I send you on an errand

Hey you know what i'm not like you i'm not cut out

Hey, Butterfingers, come here.

Hey, Tony, remember me?

Hey!

Hey! (2)

Hey! heat up the sake will you

Hey! way to go my boy! i'll see you tomorrow yeah

Hey.

Hi hi yeah it's okay okay go

Hi I told him I was sorry but he

High tide will be at 1 0 52 a m

His escape bore unexpected fruit

His insight,

Hit it

Hit it.

Hold still you little prick!

Holy! that thing just jumped off the radar sir

Hot sake

How about a little air yes I need some air

How about the 24th at 7 00 p m at stark industries

How do you think the mark I chest piece is going to hold up

How ironic tony! trying to rid the world of weapons you gave it its best one ever!

How many languages do you speak a lot but apparently not enough for this place

How was the 'fun vee'

How was the "fun vee"?

How'd it go

How'd she take it like a champ

How'd that work oh my goodness it worked all right that's what I do

How'd you solve the icing problem icing problem might want to look into it

Howard stark's lifelong friend and ally obadiah stane steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder

Hull pressurization is problematic i'm thinking icing is the probable factor

Hurry it up put the women in the trucks

I actually almost bought it hook line and sinker

I actually almost bought it, hook, line and sinker

I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me

I am pleased to report that the pilot was not injured

I built this company from nothing!

I came to talk to you I want you to be a part of it

I can see that

I can't see anything

I couldn't sleep till I found out how it went how'd it go

I designed this to come off so hey

I didn't approve any shipment well your company did

I didn't expect that

I do anything and everything that mr stark requires including occasionally taking out the trash

I don't blow on a man's dice come on honey bear

I don't have anyone but you

I don't like it when you have plans

I don't remember no you wouldn't

I don't think it was taken that way

I don't understand why

I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands maybe in mine it can actually do some good

I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands.

I don't want to see this on your myspace page

I feel like you're driving me to a court martial this is crazy what did I do

I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me

I got a big one powering my factory at home

I got caught doing a piece for vanity fair

I got you I got you

I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace i'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals

I had my eyes opened I came to realise that I have more to offer this world than just making things that blow up

I had to cut across mulholland

I have indeed been uploaded sir we're online and ready

I have it

I have no record of an invitation sir

I just need your help for a sec

I just think you're overstating it that's all

I just want you to reach in and you're just gonna gently lift the wire out

I just wanted to say thank you very much for all of your help

I know a shortcut

I know that it's confusing

I know the math! do it!

I know what you're going through pepper

I let you live this is how you repay me

I love this suit!

I mean i'd apologise but isn't that what we're going for here

I mean it's not technically accurate the suit's a gold titanium alloy but it's kind of evocative the imagery anyway

I mean me on the company's behalf being responsible for the way that

I need a soldering station I need helmets i'm gonna need goggles I would like a smelting cup I need two sets of precision tools

I need answers! can I please get eyes on target

I need him good assistant

I need it buy it store it

I need it. Buy it. Store it.

I need welding gear I don't care if it's acetylene or propane

I need you to go to my office

I need you to listen to me

I need you to sign this before you get on the plane

I never got to say goodbye to dad

I never got to say goodbye to my father

I never had a taste for this sort of thing but I must admit i'm deeply enjoying the suit!

I never said you were a superhero didn't well good because that would be outlandish and fantastic

I really need your help here okay

I really should be able to

I refuse

I refuse.

I removed all the shrapnel I could but there's a lot left and it's headed into your atrial septum

I said I was sorry

I saw young Americans killed

I saw young americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them

I see in that mirror that every person that's got this uniform on got my back!

I shouldn't be alive unless it was for a reason

I think bogey's been handled sir

I think it's a fair example I think it's incredibly overpriced

I think we should take another look into arc reactor technology

I think you got a lot of my weapons

I think you lost objectivity I think they just people we just danced

I thought it'd be bigger

I thought of you as a soldier first

I thought you said you were done making weapons it is

I thought you were driving

I told you i'm not mad i'm indifferent okay

I want to see it

I want you to promise me that you're gonna lay low

I want you to reach in, and you're just gonna gently lift the wire out

I was out of town for a couple months in case you didn't hear

I was so happy when he came home it was like we got him back from the dead

I was the one who filed the injunction against you

I wish you could see my prototype

I would have preferred that she lived.

I would like a drink please got it okay

I would like a vodka martini please okay very dry with olives a lot of olives like at least three olives

I wouldn't do that if I were you

I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.

I'd better get back there

I'd like to open a new project file index as mark ii

I'd like to show you first hand

I'd make it a week

I'll be in the shop

I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of 500 million or more

I'll buy you some time

I'll get the truth

I'll keep you posted

I'll keep you posted.

I'll put something in the book shall I thank you

I'll see you inside

I'm agent phil coulson with the strategic homeland intervention enforcement and logistics division

I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday

I'm almost out of power i've got to get out of this thing i'll be right there

I'm an airman

I'm being responsible! that's a new direction for me for the company

I'm doing a little better than walking really yeah

I'm from a small town called gulmira

I'm from a small town called Gulmira.

I'm going to find my weapons and destroy them

I'm going to give you the meeting of your life your office

I'm going to have to call you back

I'm gonna go buy you some time

I'm gonna try again right now

I'm here to talk to you about the avenger initiative

I'm hit! I'm hit!

I'm hit! i'm hit! it's confirmed he has been hit

I'm in it. It's a suit. It's me!

I'm just indifferent right now

I'm just not the hero type clearly

I'm just talking about a nightcap

I'm just your babysitter so when you need your diaper changed let me know and i'll get you a bottle okay

I'm just your babysitter.

I'm not a reporter

I'm not crazy pepper I just finally know what I have to do and I know in my heart that it's right

I'm not I was just jogging in the canyon

I'm not part of the press conference but it's about to begin right now

I'm serious! I know I know

I'm so sorry yeah it's okay

I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up okay but if I had

I'm sorry mr stark but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared despite the fact that you

I'm sorry this is the 'fun vee ' the 'hum drum vee' is back there

I'm sure they're looking for you stark but they will never find you in these mountains

I'm surprised why I swear I didn't expect to see you walking around so soon

I'm swapping it up for an upgraded unit and I just ran into a little speed bump

I'm trying to turn this thing around but you gotta give me something something to pitch them

I've asked you to simply make it smaller

I've been buzzing you did you hear the intercom

I've been in captivity for three months there are two things I want to do I want an american cheeseburger

I've got langley on the line

I've got no idea

I've got one recommendation! ready ready sell sell sell! abandon ship!

I've got your clothes here they've been dry cleaned and pressed and there's a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere you'd like to go

I've made some upgrades of my own!

I've seen many wounds like that in my village

If he was conflicted if he ever had doubts

If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand much less give a lecture on integrated circuits

If my math is right and it always is three gigajoules per second

If this is going to be my work station I want it well lit I want these up

If we are still in business I will give you these designs as a gift

If we are still in business,

If we're double dealing under the table are we

If you douse me again and i'm not on fire i'm donating you to a city college

If you include me in the planning process

If you'd killed him when you were supposed to you'd still have a face

Import all preferences from home interface will do sir

Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment

Impressive! you've upgraded your armour!

Inbound missile flares!

Incapable of being responsible.

Indeed I am

Initialize the power sequence okay

Is it a good representation of his spring period

Is it better to be feared or respected I say is it too much to ask for both

Is it cool if I take a picture with you yes it's very cool

Is it safe yeah it should be fine it's like operation you just don't let it touch the socket wall or it goes 'beep '

Is it stealth no sir it's tiny

Is it too much of a problem to ask 'cause i'm

Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last year's maxim cover models

Is not what you think I want you to call for a press conference now

Is that how you want to go out

Is that so well then I quit

Is that the night you're talking about thought so

Is that today's paper

Is this the last act of defiance of the great tony stark

Is this what you call accountability

Is this what you call accountability?

It doesn't look anything like the picture maybe it's been modified

It doesn't matter we own the controlling interest in the company

It is a tight fit sir

It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that i'm a superhero

It looks like a man!

It should keep the shrapnel out of my heart

It should keep the shrapnel out of my heart.

It smells! yeah it does

It was it is now an antique

It was the only way I could protect you

It was totally not harmless by the way

It wasn't navy wasn't marines

It went great looks like it's gonna be an early christmas

It went that bad huh

It works

It works yeah as a science project

It would be irresponsible not to drink

It would be irresponsible not to drink.

It would have gone better if you were there

It'll give me a bone to throw the boys in new york!

It's a shame the government didn't approve it

It's a town called gulmira heard of it

It's actually a nice place

It's fine

It's funny how that works huh

It's going to fry everything up here

It's just a game never mind

It's my name on the side of the building

It's nice seeing you tony thanks

It's not as well not as conservative as yours

It's not as...

It's not pus it's an inorganic plasmic discharge from the device not from my body

It's not that simple

It's nothing it's just a little snag

It's okay I want this I want this

It's probably under executive files if not they put it on a ghost drive in which case you need to look for the lowest numeric heading

It's ready tony! get off the roof!

It's ready, Tony! Get off the roof!

It's rhodey or pepper

It's right here here you go

It's the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary repulsive technology

It's very complex

It's who i'm sorry it is me

It's your birthday yes I knew that already

Jarvis are you there at your service sir

Jarvis we get an invite for that

Jarvis you up for you sir always

Jarvis! sometimes you got to run before you can walk

Jarvis! welcome home sir

Jesus

Jimmy stay with stark!

Just because I brought pizza back from new york doesn't mean it went bad

Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.

Just do as I do

Just do as I do.

Just do it!

Just gently lift the wire okay okay great

Just leave it on the screen! stop telling me!

Just read it word for word

Just stick to the official statement and soon this will all be behind you

Keep going!

Keep going! (2)

Keep going! higher!

Keep me posted

Keep the skies clear

Kill power

Ladies and gentlemen it is my honor to present this year's apogee award to mr tony stark

Lady!

Larry called he's got another buyer for the jackson pollock in the wings

Least of all you!

Let me finish this

Let me guess berkeley brown actually

Let me have the engineers analyze that you know draw up some specs

Let me make a call

Let me show you the new stark industries business plan!

Let's face it this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing

Let's get this show on the road

Let's just put something on the books

Let's see them show me your hands let's see them

Let's take a picture come on picture time!

Like a champ.

Like what you want us to make baby bottles

Listen I know this must be a trying time for you but we need to debrief you

Listen to me tony we're a team do you understand

Listen you'd better get out of there

Log that

Log that.

Look at this!

Look at you hey what a surprise

Look at you!

Look at you!

Look that's a weapons company that doesn't make weapons!

Look what you just saw that is your legacy stark

Look who fell out of the sky mr tony stark

Looks like you were right he was building a suit

Major we don't even know what we're shooting at call off the raptors

Make sure the checkpoints are clear before you follow me out okay

Make sure you wait till I clear the roof

March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the christmas cover was twins

Mark your position and return to base

Miss potts yes

Move for me come on we got a plan we're gonna stick to it

Mr stane sir we've explored what you've asked us and it seems as though there's a little hiccup actually

Mr stark yeah agent coulson

Mr stark you've become part of a bigger universe you just don't know it yet

Mr stark!

Mr stark! excuse me mr stark!

Ms potts we had an appointment did you forget about our appointment

My chute's jammed!

My chute's jammed!

My family is dead i'm going to see them now stark

My father helped defeat the nazis he worked on the manhattan project

My key's not working it's not opening the door

My key's not working. It's not opening the door.

My name is yinsen

My old man had a philosophy 'peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy '

My turn

Negative negative cannot identify

Negative! no chute no chute!

Never mind who told me show me

Next time baby

Next time you ride with me okay

Next time, you ride with me, okay?

Next up

Nice

Nice job see you back at base

Nice to meet you too

Nice try!

Nice try!

Nice.

Nick fury director of s h I e l d

No he won't no he won't

No i'm not drinking I don't want any

No is a complete answer

No it was not just a dance

No no

No no absolutely not

No no I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in front of everyone that I work with in a dress with no back

No no no no no no the less I know the better

No no no no no no!

No no you don't have to be like me! but you're more than what you are

No see this isn't a game

No sir they were using human shields we never got the green light

No the springs was actually the neighbourhood in east hampton where he lived and worked not 'spring' like the season so

No throw it up i'm kidding

No way that's a uav

No what you need is time to get your mind right i'm serious okay

No you intimidate them

No you're fine you're the most capable qualified trustworthy person i've ever met you're gonna do great

No, I'm fine.

No, no. You don't have to be like me!

No, throw it up. I'm kidding.

No!

No! Uh uh! Uh uh! Uh!

No! you can't be distracted right now! listen to me!

Nobody roped me into anything! i'm so sorry

Nope right now come with me

Not bad

Not bad huh let's do it

Not based on what I saw

Not based on what I saw.

Not in the boot dummy right here you got me

Not necessary people just a training exercise yes sir

Not the car not the car!

Notes main transducer feels sluggish at plus 40 altitude

Nothing i'm just going into cardiac arrest 'cause you yanked it out like a trout

Nothing is going to stand in my way

Nothing is going to stand in my way.

Nothing pretty just get it done just get it done

Now are you going to come by and see what i'm working on

Now are you going to come by and see what I'm working on?

Now don't let it touch the sides when you're coming out! that's what I was trying to tell you before i'm sorry i'm sorry

Now I realise well tony never really did come home did he he left a part of himself in that cave

Now what am I supposed to tell the press

Now what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you

Now, what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?

Now! tell me tell me

Obadiah he's gone insane! I know

Obadiah's upstairs great i'll be right up what would you like me to tell him

Obie I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy

Obie what are you doing up

Of calculations needed before an actual flight is...

Of course

Of course i'd be deeply honored and it's you that's great

Oh come on tony tony

Oh god

Oh god! okay I was not expecting

Oh hey

Oh I see so it's personal

Oh it was a birthday present from you actually well I got great taste yes

Oh it's beautiful

Oh my god is that the thing that's keeping you alive

Oh my god you crazy son of a bitch

Oh my god!

Oh no! did they rope you into this

Oh there's pus!

Oh wow impressive

Oh wow they are small very petite indeed

Oh wow! what's that it's like a little device it's like a thing that's going to pick the lock

Oh yeah i'm driving with the top down

Oh yeah yeah yeah the guy from the

Oh, wow. They are small. Very petite, indeed

Okay

Okay (2)

Okay (3)

Okay activate hand controls

Okay can you move

Okay good 'cause i'm staring at one right now and it's about to be blown to kingdom come

Okay here's serious

Okay I got it! I got it! okay you got it

Okay I know what do you know

Okay i'm going in now

Okay i'm sorry am I in your way

Okay let's do this right

Okay now make sure that when you pull it out you don't

Okay okay

Okay rhodey

Okay say it again

Okay sir and that's what we're trying to do but honestly it's impossible

Okay the mit commencement speech is in june

Okay this is where I don't want to be!

Okay we don't need this

Okay where's tony now I don't know he's not answering his phone

Okay you too

Okay you're gonna attach that to the base plate make sure you

Okay.

Okay. I'm going in now.

On his knees

On your belly!

One that i'm comfortable with and is consistent with the highest good for this country as well

Open your mouth

Or are you going to do something about it

Or maybe he was every inch the man we all remember from the newsreels

Pepper how big are your hands

Pepper i've been called many things 'nostalgic' is not one of them

Pepper slow down why would obadiah

Pepper!

Pepper!

Pepper! (2)

Perhaps if you intend to visit other planets we should improve the exosystems

Please do you mind

Please don't follow me around with it either 'cause I feel like i'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously just stand down! if something happens then come in

Please don't follow me around with it, either,

Please don't harangue me about stuff that's way way down they're haranguing me so i'm gonna say yes

Please don't turn down my music

Please go over there and make sure everything's okay

Please no gang signs

Please try not to move sir

Pleasure meeting you

Potts tony!

Potts!

Press control I i got it I enter I and enter

Punch out! punch out!

Punch out! Punch out!

Push it!

Push it!

Put him with the others

Put me through to state they're going to be all over this

Put them down!

Put them down!

Puzzle

Ready in three two one

Really sure what's your social security number

Recent violence has been attributed to a group of foreign fighters referred to by locals as the ten rings

Records are made to be broken! come on!

Recruit our top engineers I want a prototype right away

Recruit our top engineers.

Relax

Relax I have steady hands

Relax. I have steady hands.

Render unto caesar that which is caesar's there you go

Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. There you go

Rhodey i'm working on something big

Rhodey you got anything for me

Right I was driving to the canyon where i'm going to jog

Right now we're going to have it right now yeah walk with me okay

Right right

Right there in the garbage all that stuff

Right there. In the garbage. All that stuff.

Roger that ballroom

Rules these lands.

Same drill

Same drill.

Say something say something back to him

Scramble the jets!

Section 16 section 16 there it is

Sector 16 what are you up to obadiah

See I was thinking maybe we should say it was just pepper and me alone on the island

Sergeant clear a hole

Set up sector 16 underneath the arc reactor and i'm going to want this data masked

Seven percent power

Shake him off! roll! roll!

Shall I render using proposed specifications

Shall I store this on the stark industries central database

She'd be a wreck 'cause she'd always be worrying that I was going to die yet so proud of the man i'd become

She'd be wildly conflicted which would only make her more crazy about me

She's cute she's all right

She's fine she's with five agents

Shoot this dog

Show me the weapon

Show me the weapon.

Simple farmers and herders from peaceful villages have been driven from their homes displaced from their lands by warlords emboldened by a new found power

Sir I have a question to ask yes please

Sir i've got a visual on the bogey

Sir it appears that his suit can fly

Sir the more you struggle the more this is going to hurt

Sir there are still terabytes of calculations needed before an actual flight is

Sir there is a potentially fatal buildup of ice occurring

Sir you're not going to believe this that thing is back

Sir, it appears that his suit can fly.

Sir, there is a potentially fatal buildup of ice occurring.

Small aircraft have such a poor safety record

So all right suit yourself

So this is how he did it

So this thing just appeared out of nowhere how come it didn't show up on the radar

So what are we going to do about this

So when do we do it

So you're a man who has everything and nothing

Some claim he's suffering from post traumatic stress and has been bedridden for weeks

Son of a bitch!

Speak up please

Speaking of manned or unmanned you gotta get him to tell you about the time he guessed wrong at spring break just remember that spring break 1987

Speed bump what does that mean

Stack the weapons here

Stane!

Stark

Stark has perfected his design

Stark industries!

Start mark half a meter and back and center

Start mark, half a meter, and back and center

Stay down! yeah

Stay here!

Stay put nice

Stick to the plan! stick to the plan!

Strategic homeland intervention enforcement and logistics division

Sure doesn't oh boy

Sure don't.

Table!

Table!

Take care

Take him out!

Take us to the hospital please happy no no tony

Tears of joy I hate job hunting

Technology it's always been your achilles' heel in this part of the world

Technology.

Tell me do you plan to report on the millions we've saved by advancing medical technology or kept from starvation with our intelli crops

Tell me when you see a progress bar it should be up right now talk to me tell me when you see it

Tell me you never think about that night what night you know

Tell you what throw a little hot rod red in there yes that should help you keep a low profile

Tell you what you got it you're absolutely right

Tell you what. You got it. You're absolutely right.

Test complete preparing to power down and begin diagnostics

Thank you colonel thanks for the save

Thank you for saving me

Thank you for saving me.

Thank you mr stark you're welcome miss potts

Thank you rhodey

Thank you thanks

Thank you. Thanks

Thanks for reminding me no i'm not talking

That bogey just went supersonic I got a lock!

That chest piece was never designed for sustained flight

That could run your heart for 50 lifetimes yeah or something big for 15 minutes

That doesn't look like a jericho missile

That is an excellent question yes and no

That is irrelevant

That lovely lady you woke up with don't do that! what was his name don't do that was it ivan

That one there faster faster

That should ensure a fuselage integrity while maintaining power to weight ratio got it yes

That thing just took out an f 22 inside a legal no fly zone!

That was a doozy.

That was dad's line

That was totally weird totally harmless

That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks

That's because it's a miniaturized arc reactor

That's being handled

That's funny I thought with it being my plane and all that it would just wait for me to get there

That's how dad did it that's how america does it and it's worked out pretty well so far

That's it obie forget it

That's jarvis he runs the house

That's my exit

That's my phone that's a picture of me and my dad

That's not bad

That's not going to be enough

That's quite a mouthful I know we're working on it

That's right smile

That's the coolest thing i've ever seen

That's the least of your problems

That's what happened all right

That's what happens

That's what i'm talking about

That's what we do we're iron mongers we make weapons

That's what we do you'll be hearing from us

The 15 mile hike to the outskirts of gulmira can only be described as a descent into hell into a modern day heart of darkness

The altitude record for fixed wing flight is 85000 feet sir

The arc was never cost effective we knew that before we built it

The board is claiming you have post traumatic stress they're filing an injunction

The bow and arrow

The bow and arrow once was the pinnacle of weapons technology it allowed the great genghis khan to rule from the pacific to the ukraine

The compression in cylinder three appears to be low

The copper wire the copper wire you got it

The copper wire, you got it?

The future of air combat is it manned or unmanned

The jericho missile that you demonstrated

The other eight so I got you for the other eight

The other eight? So I got you for the other eight

The price to kill tony stark has just gone up

The price to kill Tony Stark has just gone up.

The render is complete

The render is complete (2)

The sat visual has been lost

The suit's at forty eight percent power and falling sir

The surf conditions are fair with waist to shoulder high lines

The surf conditions are fair with waist to shoulder high lines

The tail is wrong it's just backwards

The truth is I am iron man

Then the passing of a titan

Then you are clear to engage

There have been unconfirmed reports that a robotic prototype malfunctioned and caused damage to the arc reactor

There is nothing except this

There is the next mission and nothing else

There it is lieutenant colonel rhodes rolls! and two craps line away

There it is that was easy

There's a magnet at the end of it! that was it you just pulled it out

There's an exposed wire under this device and it's contacting the socket wall and causing a little bit of a short

There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred

There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop

There's no art opening there is no benefit there is nothing to sign

There's nothing about stane here

There's nothing about Stane here.

There's nothing we can't do if we stick together like your father and i

There's questions that I would have asked him I would have asked him how he felt about what this company did

There's questions that I would have asked him.

There's so many applications for causing short term paralysis

There's still a lot of unanswered questions and time can be a factor with these things

There's very little hope for these refugees refugees who can only wonder who if anyone will help

They call themselves the ten rings

They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire I respectfully disagree I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once

They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire.

They speak arabic urdu dari pashto mongolian farsi russian

They speak Arabic, Urdu,

They want to know if it's us no it definitely is not us sir!

They want to lock you out why 'cause the stocks dipped 40 points we knew that was gonna happen

They'll believe it. Don't do that.

They're about to arrest obadiah

They're coming

They're coming!

They're filing an injunction.

They're making the case that you and your new direction isn't in the company's best interest

They've been dealing under the table and i'm going to stop them

Thirteen percent power sir

This is a flight stabilizer it's completely harmless

This is a lock chip this'll get you in

This is beautiful thank you thank you all very much this is wonderful

This is great

This is not a piece of equipment i'm in it it's a suit it's me!

This is not for the military i'm not it's different

This is only a first crude effort

This is our ticket out of here

This is the only gift you shall receive

This is what will be keeping me alive for the foreseeable future

This is where I exit

This is your legacy.

This isn't my first rodeo mr stark

This isn't my first rodeo, Mr. Stark.

This isn't working we're going to have to overload the reactor and blast the roof

This looks important!

This one

This one stays with me

This was a board of directors meeting this was a board of directors meeting

This was always the plan stark

This'll get you in.

Those are my guns how did they get my guns

Three two one

Thrill me

Till further notice why don't we just keep everything on my private server

Time to hit the button!

To incorporate our proprietary repulsor technology.

To peace!

Today tony stark has changed the face of the weapons industry by ensuring freedom and protecting america and her interests around the globe

Tonight's red hot red carpet is right here at the disney concert hall where tony stark's third annual benefit for the firefighter's family fund has become the place to be for l a 's high society

Tony

Tony (2)

Tony (3)

Tony come on we built that thing to shut the hippies up!

Tony doesn't know how lucky he is

Tony he always gets the good stuff doesn't he

Tony hey tony

Tony I need to speak to you about a couple things before I get you out of the door

Tony stark

Tony stark was able to build this in a cave! with a box of scraps!

Tony the board has rights too

Tony this is your ninth symphony

Tony tony are you there hello

Tony tony no more of this 'ready fire aim' business

Tony tony! tony! tony!

Tony we're a weapons manufacturer

Tony what it's going to be okay is it it's gonna be okay i'm gonna make this okay let's hope

Tony who do you think locked you out

Tony you know that I would help you with anything

Tony you know the best thing about tony is also the worst thing he's always working

Tony you still there

Tony your picture please!

Tony,

Tony, your picture, please!

Tony!

Tony!

Tony!

Tony! (2)

Tony! (3)

Tony! oh my god are you okay

Tony! tony are you okay i'm fine how are

Tony! you okay

Tony?

Tony?

Too bad you had to involve pepper in this I would have preferred that she lived

Training exercise isn't that the usual bs

Trustworthy person I've ever met. You're gonna do great.

Turn your head

Two percent

Two vodka martinis extra dry extra olives extra fast make one of them dirty will you

Uh, optimistically, 40 points.

Unless it was for a reason.

Until at age 21 the prodigal son returns and is anointed the new ceo of stark industries

Until such a time as I can decide what the future of the company will be what direction it should take

Up screw it don't even move

Up two all right set that

Use the gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite

Very clever tony

Villagers have been forced to take shelter in whatever crude dwellings they can find in the ruins of other villages or here in the remnants of an old soviet smelting plant

Visionary genius american patriot

Wait a second bogey deployed flares!

Wait wait wait the technology

Wait wait wait! give me a gun!

Waiting on you now let's go come on

Was that so hard that was fun right

Was that so hard? That was fun, right?

Wasn't air force!

Watch it coming up here

Watch out!

We are now running on emergency backup power

We are now running on emergency backup power.

We call them the walking dead

We call them the walking dead because it takes about a week for the barbs to reach the vital organs

We can do better. We're gonna do something else

We can talk sir

We got a bogey!

We got an awac and a global hawk in the area

We got the cia on the line

We gotta hurry take this take this you gotta switch it out really quick okay okay

We have a common enemy

We have port papers that put you in avalon all night and sworn statements from 50 of your guests

We iced up jarvis! deploy flaps! jarvis!

We iced up, Jarvis! Deploy flaps! Jarvis!

We met once you know at a technical conference in bern

We need more time

We need to debrief mr stark about the circumstances of his escape

We ran an ID check and cross referenced

We ran an id check and cross referenced with all known databases we have nothing

We should just stay till the morning

We think it's an unmanned aerial vehicle

We were going to meet at the hospital no i'm fine

We're a separate division with a more specific focus

We're both working

We're dancing no one's even watching

We're going to have a great quarter

We're going to have a little internal discussion

We're going to have a little internal discussion and we'll get back to you with the follow up

We're going to have to take a lot of heat

We're gonna have to play a whole different kind of ball now

We're gonna let it ride!

We're gonna start off nice and easy

We're not doing a good enough job

We're not doing a good enough job we can do better we're gonna do something else

We're not drinking we're working right now

We're working diligently

Weapons manufacturing is only one small part of what stark industries is all about and our partnership with the fire and rescue community

Weapons status repulsors offline missiles offline

Weapons that will help steer the world back on course put the balance of power in our hands the right hands

Welcome

Welcome mr stark we look forward to your weapons presentation thanks

Welcome, Mr. Stark. We look forward to your weapons presentation.

Well he's a complicated person he's been through a lot I think he'll be all right

Well how are you going to do that you're going to do it

Well i'm going to go to my assistant and we'll make a date

Well i'm not my company

Well i'm not tony stark but if I were tony I would tell you how honored I feel and what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award

Well i'm sorry i'm not tony stark

Well ms brown it's an imperfect world but it's the only one we've got

Well that that went well

Well that's a hot spot sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you huh

Well then this is a very important week for you isn't it

Well, how are you going to do that?

Well, then, I quit.

What a masterpiece look at that this is your legacy

What are you doing here just avoiding government agents

What are you trying to get rid of me for what you got plans

What are you trying to get rid of me for? What, you got plans?

What do I call you

What do you mean 'operation'

What do you mean he paid to have tony killed

What do you think the over under on the stock drop is gonna be tomorrow optimistically 40 points at minimum yep

What do you want a delivery date

What do you want me to do put that on the table over there

What do you want me to do with this that destroy it incinerate it

What does he want

What happened over there

What have we got

What have we got?

What how big are your hands

What I did what I did is to save your life

What I did?

What I thought you said it was safe!

What in the hell is that noise

What is it

What is it flatten them out and look

What is that that's palladium 0 15 grammes we need at least 1 6 so why don't you go break down the other 11

What is this that is an electromagnet hooked up to a car battery and it's keeping the shrapnel from entering your heart

What on earth for

What the hell did you do to me

What the hell is this

What the hell was that were we cleared to go in there

What was I thinking you're usually so discreet

What we should take away from this is that tony's back! and he's healthier than ever

What you reading platypus nothing

What you're a humanitarian now or something

What you're not allowed to talk

What you've asked us, and it seems as though there's a little hiccup.

What? You're a humanitarian now or something?

What's all this stuff doing on top of my desk

What's going on

What's going on here

What's going on here?

What's going on in gulmira tony tony

What's going on tell me the truth

What's he doing working

What's sr 71 's record

What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party

What's up with the love in

What's wrong

What's wrong with you what three hours

What's wrong?

Whatever it was it just bought the farm

Whatever the case may be no one expects an appearance from him tonight

Wheels up! rock and roll!

When I get clear of the roof i'll let you know

When I get up in the morning and i'm putting on my uniform you know what I recognise

When I ordered the hit on you I worried that I was killing the golden goose

When were these taken yesterday

When were these taken?

Where are we

Where do you think you're going

Where is he he's inside

Where is stark

Where to sir

Where'd you get that dress

Where's pepper

While I reaped the benefits of destruction

Whiplash come in hot

Whiplash one down

Whiplash One down.

Whiplash one what is it

Whiplash two do you see a chute

Whiplash two if you have a clear shot take it!

Whiplash two reengage if you get a clear shot you take it

Who are these people they are your loyal customers sir

Who are these people?

Who the hell are you

Who's this it's rhodes sorry hello I said it's rhodes

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why are you trying to hustle me out of here

Why aren't you wearing those pajamas I got you

Why do you sound out of breath tony

Why do you think you're still alive

Why have you failed me

Why should I do anything they're going to kill me you either way and if they don't i'll probably be dead in a week

Will that be all

Will that be all mr stark that will be all miss potts

Will that be all mr stark yes that will be all miss potts

William here is the technology

With every purchase of 500 million or more.

With no political will or international pressure there's very little hope for these refugees

With only fifteen percent power the odds of reaching that

With that in mind I humbly present the crown jewel of stark industries' freedom line

With the keys to the kingdom tony ushers in a new era for his father's legacy

With this laundry list of character defects all the mistakes i've made largely public

Work it! come on!

Working on a secret project are we sir

Worse things have happened I think we're gonna be fine color me up will you

Wow tony stark

Wow! would you look at that that's something else I don't have any of those floating around

Yeah everything's what

Yeah I can fly

Yeah I hear that a lot

Yeah isn't that strange it's the same day as last year

Yeah peace I love peace i'd be out of a job with peace

Yeah speaking of funny we've got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few clicks from where you were being held captive

Yeah tell you what do a weather and atc check start listening in on ground control

Yeah they just put my name on the invitation I don't know what to tell you

Yeah vacation's over

Yeah we've been working our best to do it absolutely we're

Yeah well I need your help right now

Yeah well technically he hit me

Yeah you can count on it

Yeah, peace. I love peace.

Yeah, we've been working our best to do it.

Yeah. They just put my name on the invitation.

Yep.

Yes

Yes to power the suit sir the technology actually doesn't exist so it's

Yes two please

Yinsen nice to meet you

Yinsen!

Yinsen! (2)

Yinsen! yinsen! stark!

You are a tragedy

You are a very rare woman

You are constitutionally incapable of being responsible

You are not authorized to access this area

You are supposed to be halfway around the world right now

You are unbelievable

You asked what you were asking about is me

You can't afford to be this naive

You can't have sashimi without sake

You did not tell us that the target you paid us to kill was the great tony stark

You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone you understand that

You don't need to apologise to me i'm your man

You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me I respect you

You don't understand because you're you

You don't want to keep it

You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life i'd be prepared to lose a few with you

You finally outdid yourself tony! you'd have made your father proud!

You get me one of those there's only one left I need it

You got it just cabin fever i'll just be a minute

You gotta let me handle this

You had a great idea tony but my suit is more advanced in every way!

You had one last golden egg to give

You had to have a burger yeah well come on

You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight

You have actually excellent bone structure there i'm kind of having a hard time not looking at you now is that weird

You have radio contact non responsive sir

You have radio contact?

You have till tomorrow to assemble my missile

You have to go to the hospital the doctor has to look at you I don't have to do anything

You know and we're here and then i'm wearing this ridiculous dress and then we were dancing like that and

You know I don't think that i'm qualified to do this

You know if I were iron man i'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity

You know it's actually not that bad even I don't think i'm iron man

You know we might be more productive if you include me in the planning process

You know we've been approached already by the dod the fbi the cia

You know what I recognize?

You know what I was naive before when they said 'here's the line we don't cross it 'this is how we do business '

You know, if I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity

You look fantastic! I didn't recognise you

You look great and you smell great

You look great hef

You look great, Hef

You might want to take a few steps back

You mind if I come down there and see what you're doing

You must be the famous pepper potts

You need me to do anything else

You okay?

You owe me a plane you know that right

You paid us trinkets to kill a prince

You rehearse that much every night in front of the mirror before bedtime

You remember this one right

You ripped out my targeting system!

You roll it

You still haven't told me where you're from

You stood by my side all these years

You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction

You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about nope!

You think i'm a fool

You think i'm a fool (2)

You told me not to!

You told me to lay low that's what i've been doing I lay low and you take care of all

You told me to lay low. That's what I've been doing.

You understand me

You want to dance oh no thank you all right come on no! ah

You'll die!

You'll die!

You're about to make a whole lot of people around here real happy 'cause that little stunt at the press conference that was a dozy

You're all I have too you know

You're all incompetent

You're going to do it.

You're going to hack into the mainframe and you're going to retrieve all the recent shipping manifests

You're going to hit the master bypass button

You're going to kill yourself tony i'm not going to be a part of it

You're good I thought I lost you back there you did sir

You're missing just a couple of digits there

You're not iron man am you're not

You're of no benefit at all move down to the toe I got this

You've all received the official statement of what occurred at stark industries last night

You've been called the da vinci of our time what do you say to that absolutely ridiculous I don't paint

You've been reengaged execute evasive manoeuvre

You've got 90 seconds

Your eyes are red a few tears for your long lost boss

Your father he helped give us the atomic bomb

Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago

Your head what about my head

Your life's work in the hands of those murderers

Your services are no longer required

41 steps straight ahead then 16 steps that's from the door fork right 33 steps turn right

Eleven percent

Hey, Tony. I'm sorry, this is the "fun vee."

I said I was sorry. Good morning, Mr. Stark.

Inbound missile. Flares!

It's your birthday? Yes

Just get it done. They're coming.

Let me finish this. Initialize the power sequence

Never mind who told me. Show me. It's Rhodey or Pepper

No. No, absolutely not

Seven percent power. Just leave it on the screen!

so I know you don't respect me. I respect you

So it's... Wait, wait, wait

Speak up, please. What in the hell is that noise?

Take two. Thank you.

What's going on? Contact left!

Yeah. Okay, go. It's okay?

You can't have sashimi without sake. You are constitutionally

You were on your yacht. Yeah.

'cause I was referring to your company's involvement in this latest atrocity

'i am iron man ' you think you're the only superhero in the world

'iron man ' that's kind of catchy it's got a nice ring to it

"Iron Man." That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it

(car alarm)

(car crash)

(cracks cup with a baseball bat)

(explosion)

(explosion) (2)

(explosion) (3)

(fire extinguisher)

(fire extinguisher) (2)

(iron man costume whirring)

(iron man engages jet and starts flying)

(iron man falling from the sky)

(iron man falls through the roof

(iron man falls to the ground)

(iron man fires flame thrower)

(iron man fires sniper shots)

(iron man fires tank explodes)

(iron man fires)

(iron man flying on emergency backup power)

(loud door slam)

(machine gun fire)

(machine gun fire) (2)

(machine gun fire) (3)

(machine gun fire) (4)

(machine guns)

(people screaming)

(phone beeping)

(power reduced to ninety percent)

(speaking in arabic)

(speaking in arabic) (2)

(tank fires)

(the car accelerates)

(threatening in arabic)

(tony screams)

(whispering) just stick to the cards man yeah okay yeah

(yelling in arabic)

(yelling inside)

♪ I've been too long ♪ ♪ I'm glad to be back ♪